Pond scum under a microscope
oh yah babey littlebboys in the water
Fish and vegetable love.
IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!
yeah i’ll call you right back lemme just line up these cacti from smallest to largest real quick. love you
I am a simple man. I see a lizard, I point at it and say “hey everyone please look at this lizard”
me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby
cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts